A male and female clown walk in to a bar.

[J. S. Bach]

The landlord asks "Why are you dressed like clowns. is it fancy dress?"
The male clown says "No mate, we are real clowns, we are part of the circus that's in town. My wife has had some great news today, she's pregnant with our first child. We've been trying for years, so we have come out tonight for a small drink to celebrate".
The bartender says "Ahh that's marvellous, the drinks are on me, what be it?"
The lady clown smiles, strokes her tummy and says "I'll just have an orange juice please".
The male clown says "Cheers pal, I'll have a glass of beer please".
The bartender returns with the drinks and says "So, what are you hoping for, a girl or a little lad?"
The lady clown replies "We don't give a damn as long as it fits in the cannon".

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