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Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 12:52 am
by E7
Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test:

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

Jeff Foxworthy

Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:10 pm
by rogruth
Is this something from a BOT? :wink: :wink:

Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:34 am
by Rufus T. Firefly
Foxworthy needs to be deported to Canada where he can sit on some electrified barbwire all day long and get his jollies...........

Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:05 am
by rogruth
That's why I asked about a Bot.
I have never heard Foxworthy say anything like that.

Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:15 am
by Rufus T. Firefly
rogruth wrote:That's why I asked about a Bot.
I have never heard Foxworthy say anything like that.


That's what passes for intelligent discourse today; make up rubbish, spread it around, and incite discord as much as possible.....we don;t need Russians and Iranians and Chinese to be posting stuff all over social media; we have our own local home grown brands.

Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 12:53 pm
by E7
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:That's what passes for intelligent discourse today; make up rubbish, spread it around, and incite discord as much as possible.....we don;t need Russians and Iranians and Chinese to be posting stuff all over social media; we have our own local home grown brands.


And you do a superb job of posting your tripe ALL over this forum, and some are naive enough to believe it! :wink: