Hobo Jungle

[San Diegan]

It's something to see you blush. But damn fine to hear from you. I genuinely hope all is well in your world as I hope it is in that of my brother Dufus.

San

[2railjon]

San, I guess we could talk cars AND trains!!!

[San Diegan]

Jon,

If you don't have to steer, you could hold a beer in both hands.

San

[2railjon]

LMAO,San!!! I love the way you guys look out for my well being here!! I'm gonna pass the photo on to Tramp and see if he can't get Scott at 3rd rail to make a run of them!!!

[2railjon]

Now here is a pair of dapper 'bo's hitting the rails in style.

[San Diegan]

Hey, Petey, these socks itch like hell.

San

[2railjon]

I remember when my first wife asked me to go to a marriage counselor with her. The guy sat behind this big fancy desk and asked me what my goals were. I told him I wanted to be pulled down State Street on a skateboard by wild dingos at the head of the St. Paddy's Day Parade, naked, with my *** painted green.
For some reason he never asked me back and ran off with her. I've been laughing ever since. Thank you. drive through.

[San Diegan]

Sometimes, a hobo is reflective...

http://www.maddmansrealm.com/sukiyaki/mp3s/Sakamoto%20Kyu%20-%20Sukiyaki%20(1963%20-%20Stereo).mp3

Do you remember the first one that broke your heart? Did you break a heart and regret it?

Ue o muite arukoo I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni So the tears won't fall
Omoidasu haru no hi Remembering those happy spring days
Hitoribotchi no yoru But tonight I'm all alone
Ue o muite arukoo I look up when I walk
Nijinda hoshi o kazoete Counting the stars with tearful eyes
Omoidasu natsu no hi Remembering those happy summer days
Hitoribotchi no yoru But tonight I'm all alone
Shiawase wa kumo no ue ni Happiness lies beyond the clouds
Shiawase wa sora no ue ni Happiness lies above the sky
Ue o muite arukoo I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling) (whistling)
Omoidasu aki no hi Remembering those happy autumn days
Hitoribotchi no yoru But tonight I'm all alone
Kanashimi wa hoshi no kage ni Sadness hides in the shadow of the stars
Kanashimi wa tsuki no kage ni Sadness lurks in the shadow of the moon
Ue o muite arukoo I look up when I walk
Namida ga kobore nai yoo ni So the tears won't fall
Nakinagara aruku Though my heart is filled with sorrow
Hitoribotchi no yoru For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)

Snow Falling on Cedar touches my heart closely. BTW, the Japanese needs no translation.

San

[2railjon]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai

[P&R Pete]

Stiff, you ol' Elvis impersonator! Long time, no smell. How's the pompadour holding up?
Hell, this calls for a song.
*ahem* (*coughcough*)

Stiff ain't nothin' but a hounddog,
Gold(tm)-drinkín' all the time,
you ain't nothin' but a hounddog,
babe-winkin' all the time,
well you caught us lots of rabbits,
you a hobo friend of mine.

Well when they said you was high-classed,
was like we heard the Pope was gay,
when they said you was high-classed,
we 'bout to guffaw half the day,
but you caught us lots of possum,
you a hobo all the way.

Glad to hear from you. Thought maybe you was doing some state-time. Catch us up sometime!

[P&R Pete]

Woo-WHEE!
Damn, San, that was a rush!!
TOLD you our caboose weren't going to make it under that bridge!

[San Diegan]

Damn shame about the guy what wuz sittin' up in the cupola, eh, Petey. Brings new meaning to the phrase "lost his head".

San

[P&R Pete]

In the half-light, and personal fog, of dawn this morning, I put my boxers on backward before heading to work.

Made for an anxious few moments when I first needed to stand over the 'facility'.

Damn thing is hard enough to find, on it's own.

Could have saved a step, however, had I needed to 'sit'.

[2railjon]

LOL,Pete! I used to think it was just my wife being sweet by putting talcum powder in my boxers before she folded them up in the dresser. Come to find out it was Miracle-Gro.

[MartyE]

Remeber Jon if after 4 hours, you may want to consult a doctor.