Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test:
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.
Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
Is this something from a BOT?

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Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
Foxworthy needs to be deported to Canada where he can sit on some electrified barbwire all day long and get his jollies...........
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
That's why I asked about a Bot.
I have never heard Foxworthy say anything like that.
I have never heard Foxworthy say anything like that.
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Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
rogruth wrote:That's why I asked about a Bot.
I have never heard Foxworthy say anything like that.
That's what passes for intelligent discourse today; make up rubbish, spread it around, and incite discord as much as possible.....we don;t need Russians and Iranians and Chinese to be posting stuff all over social media; we have our own local home grown brands.
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Re: Jeff Foxworthy. Fence Test
Rufus T. Firefly wrote:That's what passes for intelligent discourse today; make up rubbish, spread it around, and incite discord as much as possible.....we don;t need Russians and Iranians and Chinese to be posting stuff all over social media; we have our own local home grown brands.
And you do a superb job of posting your tripe ALL over this forum, and some are naive enough to believe it!
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