Hobo Jungle
P&R Pete wrote:Hey Hev, I hear Spring is coming soon!
Yea...................that's how I see it..............................
That picture with the trains Jon really messes with the brain when ya had a few Captain's...........................neat picture though..............................
hev
If you want to find history, follow the train man..................
Joke for today!
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Bob.
"Of course I won't laugh, the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry, "said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
Kurt
"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Bob.
"Of course I won't laugh, the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the
tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger
than a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry, "said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
Kurt
Drunken man emerges unscathed from under train
Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:37pm ET
MISSISSIPPI (Reuters) - A drunken man who fell under a train after being jolted
out of a nap emerged unscathed from beneath the
locomotive.
The 51-year-old had fallen asleep near the tracks in Brandon but was
startled by the incoming train. Losing his balance, he fell in front of the
locomotive, police said.
According to the man he fell exactly between the two tracks and just felt a
light knock on the head. “I’m a hobo, I know how to drink and I know how to fall under a train," he told the police in a statement.
The shocked train driver pulled the emergency brakes only to see the man
emerge unaided from under the engine. The police wanted to take him to hospital for
observation, but he insisted on going to Gomer’s bar instead. “The night is just starting,” he said. “After a few I’m going back home and run some trains.” Police were confused by the last statement, but released him anyway.
Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:37pm ET
MISSISSIPPI (Reuters) - A drunken man who fell under a train after being jolted
out of a nap emerged unscathed from beneath the
locomotive.
The 51-year-old had fallen asleep near the tracks in Brandon but was
startled by the incoming train. Losing his balance, he fell in front of the
locomotive, police said.
According to the man he fell exactly between the two tracks and just felt a
light knock on the head. “I’m a hobo, I know how to drink and I know how to fall under a train," he told the police in a statement.
The shocked train driver pulled the emergency brakes only to see the man
emerge unaided from under the engine. The police wanted to take him to hospital for
observation, but he insisted on going to Gomer’s bar instead. “The night is just starting,” he said. “After a few I’m going back home and run some trains.” Police were confused by the last statement, but released him anyway.
That a life will be spent gaining inches,
When this distance is read in miles.
When this distance is read in miles.
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P&R Pete
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