Hobo Jungle
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Dreyfus50
Who's drinkin' today?
What am I missin' here!
Its the weekend.
I'm awake.
I'm breathin' (semi)
A real knack for stating the obvious young Jon. Think it'll get dark tonight?
Ya know I don't know what kind of values you people grew up with but the way I learned it, "weekends were made for Michelob ( or whatever ya got)"
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ANG retired
- Posts: 1977
- Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:41 am
- Location: Garage of Doom
Ya'll are on a roll this evening!!!! Glad for the fine company around the campfire!!!!! Dinner will be served shortly. Handmade meatballs, hot italian sausage, pasta with shells, and garlic bread! 
But the best find of all was in the bottom of the deep freezer while hunting for the meat!! A long forgotten half gallon of daquiris a friend had brought up from New Orleans!!! YUM!!!
But the best find of all was in the bottom of the deep freezer while hunting for the meat!! A long forgotten half gallon of daquiris a friend had brought up from New Orleans!!! YUM!!! Running that red block Charlie.
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P&R Pete
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P&R Pete
One afternoon an investment banker was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the banker said.
But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the banker replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the banker answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the banker and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The banker replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the banker said.
But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the banker replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the banker answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the banker and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The banker replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Running that red block Charlie.
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