And Roger, though you thought better of asking, I am dressed like that because I was voted Symbol of School Spirit by the collective student body, faculty, and administration of my high school, receiving the traditional title of: "The Duke." My mother was so excited about the prospects of my taking up this position, one which was virtually a community-wide honor to hold, back-in-the-days of old, that she took me downtown to get the traditional white-tie-&-tails (though we elected for a black tie) for my public appearances at pep-rallies, at basketball, and at football games. I was in heaven that whole Senior Year.
The Duke
